1. Good Lord, I’m a Fire Hazard. :/

    So, because I live in the basement, and I’m a freak, I have to constantly have a heater running at night. Yes, even in summer. I’ve gone through at least 4 of them since I moved down here. BUT. I’m always safe and blah blah blah with them. But tonight, I was cleaning, and I saw the heater was kind of coming out of it’s socket on the extension cord, so I plugged it back in, being all safe, and hooked it back. (SN: I have to have an extension cord, because my room has like, no accessible plug ins. If I could, I wouldn’t use an extension cord. It’s a heavy duty one too, so it can handle stuff like heaters) ANYWAYS. So, I hooked it back up, and went back to cleaning, I turn around, and the plug in on the extension cord is freaking smoking, so obviously I freak and run to unplug the extension cord from the wall, then- after it’s stopped smoking, mind, you- I unplug the heater from the extension cord. AND NOW I THROW IT OUT.

    And never speak of this to my mother, the burn unit nurse, who already dislikes me having things like candles and heaters in my room. Oops. :s I’m a fire hazard.

  2. Ugh

  3. …Nakamun, anyone?

    …Nakamun, anyone?

  4. gpoy

    gpoy

    • X: I love you
    • Y: And thats what makes this all so sad...
  5. AMY THAT'S CALLED SYLLOGISM

    • amy: THAT ACTUALLY IS A SPECIFIC TYPE OF LOGIC. I LEARNED ABOUT IT LAST YEAR. IN CHILDREN'S LIT. BUT I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT'S CALLED.
    • amy: BUT. IT GOES LIKE THIS: HARRY POTTER LOOKS LIKE HARRY POTTER. KIRAN LOOKS LIKE HARRY POTTER. THEREFORE, KIRAN IS HARRY POTTER.
    • amy: I TRIED TO GOOGLE IT. BUT ALL GOOGLE GAVE ME WAS ALL THESE ARTICLES AND VIDEOS ABOUT THIS 'KIRAN SHAW' IN A HARRY POTTER PARODY "HARVEY PUTTER"
    • amy: I THINK WE NEED TO WATCH THIS
    • amy: ‎(I literally googled "HARRY POTTER LOOKS LIKE HARRY POTTER. KIRAN LOOKS LIKE HARRY POTTER. THEREFORE, KIRAN IS HARRY POTTER". I honestly don't know why I thought it'd give me an actual logic form.)
  6. I just tried to show my mother posts about Jennifer Lawrence on here. She didn’t get it, and ended up scrolling through my posts, and had a look of ‘What the fuck is my child doing in her spare time?’ She’s definitely not ready. 

    My father, however, laughed behind my mom’s back about the Jesus Potter action figure when she told me how inappropriate it was.

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