so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
I think they want us to pick up where they left off
dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days
why do we always end up here
So the fridge in the pantry needs to be thawed. It’s turning our juiceboxes into solid blocks.
But there was a 2L of Iced Tea in there that wasn’t frozen, so I’m like ok cool. So I filled up a glass with ice, and started to pour the liquid Iced Tea into the glass, and as it hit the ice, it turned into solid slush and I was like WHOAHHHHH COOOOLLLL.
And yeah, that’s it.
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too
If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
i’m just sitting down to watch the very first episode of Hannibal, and I realized i made tomato soup for lunch.
…good idea? probably not..
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
Eleventh doctor, your Tenth one is showing.
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck